It’s going to be the 30th anniversary of Matilda in October 2018 and Quentin Blake imagining Matilda today as the Chief Executive of the British Library, an astrophysicist, and (not shown here) a world traveller is <3
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(Source: josephskeerys, via viscrael)
Have you ever just really craved giving a blowjob??
woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air
(via stevesfivestrangekids)
Someone give me context. I need context.
Right. I need to know why.
Old woman is an evil alien called a skrull who can shapeshift. Punching girl is Captain Marvel, who is tasked with taking the skrulls down.
Or she’s exhausted of baby boomers on every FB thread explaining why millennials are ruining the economy 🤷🏻♂️
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via gryffindors-keeper)
the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo
i’ve never had a post blow up this fast
(via shower-faucet)
I DRANK MY MILK TODAY I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND CALCIUM ON MY SIDE
(via bil-boburnham-baggins)
I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.
Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.
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